ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man


(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader)


ishouldnotbearousedbythis:

lmao-okay-no:

aclumsywaytofallinlove:

THIS 

this is my life 

What is this guys name ??

Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.

(Source: petersdinklage)

walkergirl95:

Wrong Door

walkergirl95:

Wrong Door

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

fakebreast:

real

fakebreast:

real


afropunker:

noideawhatimdoingrightnow:

Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?"  Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought

TUMBLR SHUT UP HE IS A SLUG. The literal message is HE IS A SLUG WHO IS SLOW LIKE SLUGS IN NATURE SO STOP.

(Source: loganslaugh)

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."


"You don’t have to protect me. I’m not afraid. Please don’t shut me out again.”

(Source: poisonedberries)

Dweller of Dreams
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"


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