Green M&Ms count as vegetables right
I can’t express enough my love for this.
OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.
Bravery is not fearlessness. Bravery is knowing your fears, and choosing to overcome them.
A magnet falling through a copper pipe
jfc tag your science porn guys
Never the world must gaze their eyes on our porn
It’s like the TARDIS going through the Time Vortex.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
Is it just me or John Green looks like James Potter nursing Harry?
make john green find the thing
john green will die when he finds the thing